{"id":2490,"date":"2023-12-08T12:26:44","date_gmt":"2023-12-08T11:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/?page_id=2490"},"modified":"2025-03-30T17:03:48","modified_gmt":"2025-03-30T15:03:48","slug":"die-eells","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/?page_id=2490","title":{"rendered":"Die Familie der Eells"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>(only in german &#8211; and even then you really have to want it to be funny)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/manueel.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"2493\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/manueel-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2493\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/manueel-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/manueel-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/manueel-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/manueel-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/manueel-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/manueel.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">der handwerklich geschickte Manueell<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/maschineell.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"2496\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/maschineell-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2496\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/maschineell-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/maschineell-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/maschineell-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/maschineell-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/maschineell-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/maschineell.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">und sein alles automatisierender Bruder Maschineell<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/sexueell.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"2498\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/sexueell-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2498\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/sexueell-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/sexueell-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/sexueell-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/sexueell-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/sexueell-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/sexueell.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">der leicht \u00fcbergriffige Onkel Sexueell<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"2500\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">der schon immer etwas andere Cousin Individueell<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell-1.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"2519\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell-1-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2519\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell-1-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell-1-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell-1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell-1-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell-1-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/individueell-1.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">der stets seinen Werten treue Gro\u00dfvater Prinzipieell<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/aktueell.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"2544\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/aktueell-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2544\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/aktueell-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/aktueell-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/aktueell-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/aktueell-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/aktueell-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/aktueell.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">der immer top informierte Schwager 2. Grades Aktueell<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/spiritueell.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"2546\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/spiritueell-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2546\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/spiritueell-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/spiritueell-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/spiritueell-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/spiritueell-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/spiritueell-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/spiritueell.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">das geistige Oberhaupt der Familie Spiritueell<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/visueell.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"2547\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/visueell-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2547\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/visueell-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/visueell-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/visueell-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/visueell-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/visueell-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/visueell.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">bekannt f\u00fcr vision\u00e4res Denken und Gro\u00dfonkel 1. Grades Visueell<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/struktureell.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"2551\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/struktureell-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2551\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/struktureell-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/struktureell-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/struktureell-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/struktureell-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/struktureell-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/struktureell.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">der stets systematisch und durchdacht handelnde Vetter Struktureell<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/virtueell.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"2554\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/virtueell-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2554\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/virtueell-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/virtueell-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/virtueell-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/virtueell-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/virtueell-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/virtueell.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">militanter Verfechter des Homeoffice und Stiefsohn Virtueell<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/offizieell.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"2556\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/offizieell-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2556\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/offizieell-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/offizieell-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/offizieell-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/offizieell-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/offizieell-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/offizieell.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">wichtigster Repr\u00e4sentant des Staates und Urgro\u00dfneffe Offizieell<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/essenzieell.png\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"512\" data-id=\"2563\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/essenzieell-1024x512.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/essenzieell-1024x512.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/essenzieell-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/essenzieell-768x384.png 768w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/essenzieell-1536x768.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/essenzieell-2048x1024.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Chemiker, Hexenmeister und Halbbruder Essenzieell<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/finanzieell.png\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"512\" data-id=\"2566\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/finanzieell-1024x512.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2566\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/finanzieell-1024x512.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/finanzieell-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/finanzieell-768x384.png 768w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/finanzieell-1536x768.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/finanzieell-2048x1024.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">ausgewiesene Expertin rund ums Geld und Schwester Finanzieell<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(only in german &#8211; and even then you really have to want it to be funny)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2490","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2490"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2567,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2490\/revisions\/2567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyperpac.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}